Saturday, December 19, 2009

Don't Bother Jon Either!

Jon doesn't babysit! Don't ask him!!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Stop Talking - You Are Wasting Her Time !

If Jamie calls you to see if you want to go out for dinner or the movies, and you are not available, please do not linger and ask her annoying questions like "how was your weekend", or "do you want to pick another night".

She needs to move on quickly if you are not available , and you are clearly just wasting her time. You are of no use to her at that moment. If you become useful again , she will let you know!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Bluetooth is for Amateurs

If you are a Westport Policeman and you see Jamie Camche driving while talking on her IPhone and not using Bluetooth.....leave her alone......she is busy...she is working.....can't you tell?

Please.....Westport Policemen, you must have crimes to solve, high school drinkers to chase down and 16 year old new drivers driving their friends illegally to catch.

She is busy...she is running a business you know!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Why?

I am planning to stick with the current website: http://www.DontBotherJamie.com/ only because my first choice of domain names :

http://www.DontLendJamieYourNewJaguar.com/ was already taken !!!!

Sorry you weren't forwarned Robert!!!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Repairs

If you run into Jamie out, while she is enjoying a meal or a movie, or just socializing, please do not ask her if your jewelery repair is ready!

If you bid on something at a charity event that she has kindly donated, please do not try to exchange it at the store!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Plans with Jamie

If you meet Glenn on the train, and want to make plans...please meet him alone....for lunch....during the week. Jamie has enough friends.

If Glenn makes plans with you as a couple.....you do not actually have plans until you have received a confirmation from Jamie. (Friday and Saturday nights will require a credit card to hold the date).

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Please Don't Bother Jamie !!!

Jamie has just turned 50 and fabulous!

Over the the last 15 years I have gotten to know Jamie very well. We are still friends for one simple reason.....I never bother Jamie!

Jamie is a very busy working Mom.

  • Please do not ask her to carpool with you. She is too busy to carpool (unless you want to carpool with Glenn or Damaris)
  • Please do not ask her to get you bags from Glenn...she is working ...call him yourself!
  • Please do not try to return Jewelery to JL Rocks...she just doesn't have the time.
  • Please try not to come into the store to shop while she is there...she is doing paperwork!
  • If you stop by JL Rocks to bring her lunch or to say hello, please do not stay long and remember to take her garbage with you when you leave!
  • Please take the hint, if she has her keys out and clanks them on the table...she is ready to go. Do not bother her with anymore of your useless conversation.

There is no reason that you can not have a wonderful long term friendship with Jamie. But...please don't bother her!